“That’s all fine and well and very intellectual, but there’s another dimension, too, much less cool and brainy: guns. Guns have surpassed people as the number one Erotic Object in US American pop culture. There isn’t a red-blooded Duck Dynasty fan out there who wouldn’t rather snuggle up to a cold, hard, well-oiled AR15 or better yet, a Kel-Tek M43, than a nasty woman who might be bleeding or leaking other unnamable fluids. The Zombie Apocalypse is the ultimate open-carry wet dream.”
 
from “Apocaplypses Now” at Dooney’s Cafe: